Singapore Times….
Where is the Business Communication class? 2B or not 2B? That is the question! (Remember Shakespeare?!)
An intro to Micro Economics has just happened…. A game of football in progress one fine evening on the volleyball court…. One team claims “hands”…. The other team counters saying “No hands, man…. Whose hand, man?”
Comment: The Invisible Hand of Adam Smith!
“How’s QT, man?”
“Which one? QT or CUTIE?!”
Question (in a restaurant): You order a glass full of Lassi…. What does the Lassi in the glass become after you take a few sips of it?
Answer: LESSI
Question: What do you do when you wanna celebrate with Hiten?
Answer: You give him a High 10!
Question: Who are the 2 people, in the batch, most loyal to the respective states that they come from?
Answer: Arun Pappala (AP from AP) and Mahesh Holikar (MH from MH) ;)
Dubai Times….
Soon after landing….
Idea to counter the TAN effect caused by the heat: Lie on the COT to carry out a Mathematical cancellation!
Question: Why did Indi Spice serve free ice cream at the end of the meal the first time we went there?
Answer: They wanted to welcome us to the DESERT with some DESSERT!
Question: What do you call an ounce of Paayasam (liquid dessert) given to a camel?
Answer: A SIP of DESSERT for the SHIP of the DESERT!
Badminton Times in Dubai….
One important thing to remember before you get onto the badminton court: Both you and your racquet need to have GUTS!
A game was going on between Harleen and Bhatti on one side and Prarthana and Loku on the other side….
Observation: It was a match between SACC and SPark, and SPARKS were flying as each team was trying to SACK the other….
Question: What do you call a broken piece of Polo or Mentos lying on the shuttle court?
Answer: BAD MINT on the BADMINTON court!
Hope that jazzes up your Sunday….! ;)
And, hope you enjoyed reading it as much as I enjoyed trying to recollect it and putting it down in black and white….
© Ramasubramanian Sailapathi, Room Number 533 in Singapore and 209 in Dubai, SPJCM ;)
Thanks,
Ram
Cell: (00971) 55 2428637
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